whitepeopletwitter:
“The wild Wild West
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brimalandro:
“jeff goldblum is my favorite ig thot
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librablossom:

The sun shines not on us, but in us. The rivers flow not past, but through us. Thrilling, tingling, vibrating every fiber and cell of the substance of our bodies, making them glide and sing. The trees wave and the flowers bloom in our bodies as well as our souls, and every bird song, wind song, and tremendous storm song of the rocks in the heart of the mountains is our song, our very own, and sings our love.

John Muir

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock:

a person i’ve never met before in my life: *greets me by name*

me:

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mjalti:

enjoy the short term!!! sometimes ur not gonna be friends for 46 years and that’s ok, just enjoy the drive!!! some people aren’t gonna have a significant impact in ur life but not every show is a TedTalk, sometimes u needs some Real Housewives!!’ loosen up, the universe is rearing to explode and if that bix isn’t permanent herself, you’ve got nothing to lose! forever is an illusion

goshyesvintageads:
“General Motors Corp, 1958
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public-rhetoric:
“ Not all heroes wear capes
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koobssytoobndroob:
“ picsthatmakeyougohmm:
“hmmm
” ”
jdogislikeaboss:
“ sixpenceee:
“ Astronaut Leland Melvin includes his rescued dogs in best NASA portrait ever.
”
I’m so glad he rescued those dogs from space
”

penfairy:

penfairy:

Imagine if you were a Christian medieval person from a small village and you had a feud with your neighbour… how annoying would it be to see them in church every Sunday? Not only are you obliged to be in the same space with them every week but you’d have to watch them receive the sacrament and have their sins forgiven even though you know damn well they don’t deserve it… and on top of that you get the priest preaching “love thy neighbour” from the pulpit, I think the fuck not, I’ll not love an unneighbourly misbegotten churl such as he, preach though thou might, father

I think I just got possessed by the ghost of a man who’s still really upset about his neighbour’s pigs eating his cabbages

  • him: *replies back 10mins later*
  • me: *replies back 20mins later cuz he wanna play games wit me*
  • homiedepot:
“ melymbrosia:
“Why would u celebrate ur child being a Gemini
”
Not a celebration, a warning
”